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  3 months ago

  Share →: My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the school missed out on teaching the most important life skill! 🍹💊 Hopefully, he'll stick to juice boxes until he figures it out. 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to emotion like a proper human: a work in progress since forever. 🤖😅 #Humaning101"

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