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Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Social media is mental suicide.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,270

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Breaking via Facebook:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

Live now on WeChat:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Breaking via Reddit:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Live now on Telegram:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

56 shares on X this month:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

74 shares on Twitch this month:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

17 shares on Threads this month:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

77 shares on X this month:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,684

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Going viral on X:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

Just shared via Facebook:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

Going viral on Telegram:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Making waves on Reddit:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Just shared via TikTok:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Shared recently on Threads:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Going viral on X:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Going viral on Discord:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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