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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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Share →: Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Commentary:
Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Commentary:
“Apparently, the makers of protein powder missed out on the chocolate memo 🍫😆 Maybe they need a crash course in cocoa goodness before hitting the gym! 💪 #ChocoholicsAnonymous”

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the flavor of chocolate protein powder was actually created in the 1950s by a chemist named Irwin H. Stone? 🍫💪 #ChocolateProteinPowderFact

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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