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Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,262

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Just shared via Discord:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Spotted on Threads:

My life coach traded me.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

53 shares on X this month:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

84 shares on Discord this month:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

43 shares on Slack this month:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,445

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Going viral on Messenger:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

Breaking via Facebook:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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