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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Making waves on Reddit:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Making waves on Messenger:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Reported on Telegram:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Just shared via Facebook:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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Funny public behavior quotes 😂 capture those awkward, hilarious moments we all experience when being a little too real in public 🌟. From unexpected laughs to facepalm-worthy blunders 🤦‍♂️, these gems remind us that sometimes, life’s funniest scenes happen outside our comfort zones 🌈. Ready to giggle at the quirks of human nature? Let’s dive into some playful truths that make public life so entertaining! 🎉

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Share →: Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡
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Share →: No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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"Those two people are the real bravehearts of clap wars! 👐😂👏"

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Going viral on Telegram:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Just shared via X:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Just shared via Messenger:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Spotted on Threads:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Making waves on TikTok:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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