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Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Going viral on YouTube:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Just shared via Snapchat:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Spotted on Facebook:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Making waves on Slack:

Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Going viral on Pinterest:

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

Funny public behavior quotes

Funny public behavior quotes 😂 capture those awkward, hilarious moments we all experience when being a little too real in public 🌟. From unexpected laughs to facepalm-worthy blunders 🤦‍♂️, these gems remind us that sometimes, life’s funniest scenes happen outside our comfort zones 🌈. Ready to giggle at the quirks of human nature? Let’s dive into some playful truths that make public life so entertaining! 🎉

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

4 weeks ago

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

1 month ago

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52 shares on Messenger this month:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

15 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

This Monday could have been an email.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

Blink if you want me!

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Trending via X:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Going viral on X:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

Freshly posted on X:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Making waves on Messenger:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

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