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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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Back to the Future and chill?

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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