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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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Share →: I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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"Fun fact about me: I once survived an icebreaker by using 'um' as a flotation device! 😅🧊🚤"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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"Cleaning – the ultimate therapy session for the soul and the perfect opportunity to unleash your inner schemer. 🧼✨💭 Prepare to scrub away the mess both in your home and in your mind… while plotting your diabolical yet tidy revenge! 😈🧹 #CleaningTherapy #RevengeIsADishBestServedClean"

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Going viral on X:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Trending via Messenger:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Just landed via Twitch:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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