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Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Spotted on WeChat:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Making waves on WeChat:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Live now on X:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Breaking via WeChat:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Spotted on Discord:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Seen just now on Threads:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Funny reflect quotes

Funny reflect quotes bring a splash of humor to self-discovery and those moments when you catch yourself in deep thought 🤔😂. They turn reflections into a fun ride, making you chuckle while you ponder life’s little quirks 🌟✨. Perfect for brightening your day or sharing with friends who love a good laugh mixed with a hint of wisdom 😎💬! Get ready to smile and think at the same time!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

55 shares on X this month:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Shared recently on X:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Just shared via Reddit:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Just landed via Discord:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Trending via Facebook:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Trending via TikTok:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Just landed via Threads:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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