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CC: Air conditioning just asked me out, and I said yes 🥶❤️🌬️
1558 Funny relationship quotes
It’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot, and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary.
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It's like being a contagiously charming word ninja! 🥷💬😂
Some people miss exes, I miss only the clothes I didn’t buy.
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When love left, all I really missed was that killer sale! 🛍️💔😄
Every man who’s called me crazy has also called me again later.
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Looks like being labeled "crazy" is just my charm spell in disguise! 📞😄💫
Realizing mid-convo that this is their final episode in my life.
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Sounds like it's time for them to join the cast of "No More Seasons" 🍿🚪👋
Slowly becoming that hot, unmarried, aunty.
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Living proof that single and fabulous comes with unlimited sass and zero babysitting duties! 🔥😎👩🎤
Ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument.
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Liking my own texts during an argument: because sometimes, you just have to be your own biggest fan! 😂👍💬
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they live?
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Looks like they're gonna need some serious relationship "fin"-damentals! 🐦💕🐠
I’m really just looking for a Tom and Jerryuationship right now, nothing serious.
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Chasing my soulmate with a frying pan, because love should be an adventure! 😹🥳💕
Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him laid.
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Sounds like he's still waiting for his political compass to load… ⏳🔄💼