Funny reservations quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

  Commentary:
  "Exploring new territories—gastro-ventures and more! 🌍🍽️😏 #BiteAndSeek"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

  Commentary:
  "🚽 Oh, the automatic flush surprises vs. autonomous cars! Who knew your toilet and a self-driving vehicle could have so much in common? Maybe we need to give them both a little more control over when they decide to do their thing! 💦🚗"

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