Funny resurrection quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the dire wolf was more likely to make a comeback than Norm Macdonald 😂🐺 Let's hope the world is ready for the return of both legends! #BringBackNormMacdonald"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even the Son of God can't escape the embarrassment of his browsing habits! 😅💻🙈 No wonder he needed a miracle to rise again! #ClearYourHistoryJesus"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

  Commentary:
  "When in a tough spot, channel your inner Jesus 🙏 Just remember, resurrection isn't an everyday skill for most of us 😂🕊️ #WWJD #DisappearingAct"

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