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Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Spotted on Telegram:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Just landed via Slack:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Just shared via Threads:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Going viral on Reddit:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Seen just now on Facebook:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Just landed via Reddit:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Just shared via Instagram:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Making waves on WeChat:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Going viral on Threads:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Just landed via Threads:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Trending via X:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Making waves on TikTok:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Going viral on Threads:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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