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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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