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Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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Trending via YouTube:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Making waves on YouTube:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Just landed via X:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Just shared via Facebook:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

59 shares on X this month:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

89 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

48 shares on X this month:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Going viral on Slack:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Freshly posted on X:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Going viral on Facebook:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

Making waves on Instagram:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Live now on WhatsApp:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Trending via Facebook:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

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