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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Spotted on WeChat:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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Funny rocket quotes 🚀✨ blast off into laughter with witty and out-of-this-world humor! Whether you’re a space nerd 🪐 or just love clever jokes, these quotes will launch your mood to new heights 🌟. Get ready to orbit around some cosmic comedy and rocket-fuel your day with smiles 😄🔥!

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

1 month ago

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

2 months ago

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When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Trending via Twitch:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Just landed via YouTube:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Live now on TikTok:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

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