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Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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297 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,566

Funny Quotes Topics

17,623

Funny Quotes Images

15,566

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,427

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Just landed via Instagram:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Spotted on Discord:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Going viral on Threads:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Just landed via X:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Spotted on Twitch:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Just shared via Slack:

Dear music, thanks!

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20 shares on TikTok this month:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

297 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,566

Funny Quotes Topics

17,623

Funny Quotes Images

15,566

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,363

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Just shared via WeChat:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Trending via WeChat:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Going viral on YouTube:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Live now on Facebook:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Shared recently on Telegram:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Just shared via Threads:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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