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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Seen just now on Slack:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Reported on Discord:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I need a break from me.

Breaking via Facebook:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Reported on Instagram:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Just landed via Facebook:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Live now on Reddit:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Funny scenery quotes

Funny scenery quotes bring a hilarious twist to the beauty of nature 🌄😂 Whether you’re hiking mountains, lounging by the beach 🏖️, or just daydreaming of scenic views 🌳, these witty sayings add a splash of humor to every landscape. Perfect for lightening the mood and sharing laughs with fellow nature lovers 🌞🌈, they remind us that even the grandest vistas can have a silly side! 🌟🤣

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3 months ago
Share →: I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Commentary:
Ah, the great outdoor art exhibit—free of charge and perfectly positioned for the perfect "Wow, look at that!" moment. 🌳👀🚶‍♂️ Sometimes Mother Nature's gallery is the best show in town. Just beware of the unexpected "art installations" from local birds! 🦜💩
6 months ago
Share →: If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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"Embark on a family road trip for an exhilarating adventure of scenic views and screen-time defense tactics! 🚗📱👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Sit back, relax, and enjoy the beauty of nature while dodging distracted gazes. It's a game of 'Spot the Scenery!' 🌿📵 #FamilyRoadTripFun"
6 months ago
Share →: Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Commentary:
Looks like this bus ride has turned into a farm adventure! 🐑🐄 Don't worry, you'll be a bonafide farmhand by the time you reach your destination. Embrace the rural charm and enjoy the company of your woolly and mooing companions! 🚌🌾

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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Spotted on Discord:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Reported on Telegram:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Just landed via Messenger:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Freshly posted on Slack:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Going viral on Instagram:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Just landed via Slack:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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