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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,491

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Spotted on Slack:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Just shared via X:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Live now on Slack:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Just shared via Telegram:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

53 shares on Discord this month:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

92 shares on X this month:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I have a very active anti-social life.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,494

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Never trust a wet fart.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via X:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Spreading quickly via X:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Spotted on Slack:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Going bananas on Messenger:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Just shared via Telegram:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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