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Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Live now on Twitch:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Just landed via Telegram:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Just shared via X:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Trending via Reddit:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Trending via LinkedIn:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Spotted on Twitch:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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42 shares on Instagram this month:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

96 shares on Slack this month:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

78 shares on TikTok this month:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

41 shares on Threads this month:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Going viral on Facebook:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Going viral on Slack:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Going viral on X:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Trending via Pinterest:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Just landed via Messenger:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Just shared via Facebook:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

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