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  • I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

    Commentary:
    “Wow, talk about taking friendship to a whole new level! 🤏🔑 Just imagine carrying a mini version of your friend around everywhere you go. They’d be your little sidekick, always there when you need them – just make sure not to lose your keys or you might misplace your friend too! 😂 #FriendshipGoals”

  • Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone’s playing tricks with the laundry again! 👖🧐 Either that or your jeans went on a diet without telling you! 😆 #MysteryOfTheShrinkingJeans

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