Funny shrink quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about taking friendship to a whole new level! 🤏🔑 Just imagine carrying a mini version of your friend around everywhere you go. They'd be your little sidekick, always there when you need them – just make sure not to lose your keys or you might misplace your friend too! 😂 #FriendshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's playing tricks with the laundry again! 👖🧐 Either that or your jeans went on a diet without telling you! 😆 #MysteryOfTheShrinkingJeans

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