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6 months ago
Share →: Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Commentary:
Relationship status: Just me, my hoodies, and all the snuggly warmth 🧥😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got the coziest fashion statement all to yourself? 🤷‍♂️ #HoodiesForLife 💕
6 months ago
Share →: Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Commentary:
"Oh, the dedication to staying single is truly unmatched! 🤣 Who needs cupid's arrow when you've got consistency on your side? Here's to a year of flying solo like a boss! 🎯 #ConsistentAndContent"
6 months ago
Share →: You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Commentary:
Navigating the world of relationships these days is like trying to solve a riddle 🤔 Are they single single, with a side of drama single, social media blocking single, or just playing mind games single? It's a modern dating mystery, folks! 🕵️‍♀️💔 #RelationshipStatusWoes
6 months ago
Share →: No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Commentary:
"Who knew being single was the new trend among the *well-seasoned* crowd? 🤣 Looks like they've figured out the secret to eternal happiness – avoiding marriage! 🚫💍 #SingleAndSassy"
6 months ago
Share →: Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's living life on the five-star lane! 🌟🍿 Who needs critics when you've got an abundance of joy-sparking movies at your fingertips, right? Keep that positivity train rolling, movie buff!"
6 months ago
Share →: Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Commentary:
"Her: how are you still single? Me: it's easier than you think. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I'm just too good at dodging Cupid's arrows! 😅 Or perhaps my charm is just too overwhelming for the dating world to handle! 😏 Who needs a relationship when you've got such a fabulous self, right? 💁‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Commentary:
"Looks like the single life is here to stay! Who needs a significant other when you have Netflix and snacks, amirite? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #ForeverAlone"
6 months ago
Share →: So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Commentary:
"Talk about being single to the point where even the neighborhood cats are trying to set you up with some home-cooked meals! 🐱🍽️ Who needs a significant other when you have a feline culinary squad on standby? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Commentary:
"Looks like America finally realized it needs to work on self-love before jumping back into a relationship with a president 🇺🇸💔 Who needs political drama when you can focus on improving yourself, right? #SingleAndThriving"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Commentary:
🦁🎬 "If the MGM lion's roar is meant to reveal the story's climax, it seems we've been looking in the wrong direction. Maybe it's time for a new kind of 'roaring' success in Hollywood, one that doesn't send viewers leaping out of their seats before the drama even begins! 🤣"