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Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Just shared via X:

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Making waves on Facebook:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

Just landed via Discord:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Making waves on Telegram:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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32 shares on Instagram this month:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

71 shares on X this month:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

81 shares on Slack this month:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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Aura is the real business card.

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Making waves on Pinterest:

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Just shared via Reddit:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Just landed via WeChat:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Just shared via Messenger:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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