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Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Going viral on YouTube:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Just shared via Twitch:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Breaking via Threads:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Broadcasted on X:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Making waves on Messenger:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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