Funny slam quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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