Funny slam quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days of dramatic phone call endings! 👋📞 Now we have to settle for passive-aggressive button taps and virtual *click* noises. Where's the thrill in that? Bring back the satisfaction of a solid slam – it's like therapy for your fingers! 💁‍♂️🔨

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