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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Going viral on X:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Live now on TikTok:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Live now on Instagram:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Trending via Facebook:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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Funny smoke detector quotes

Funny smoke detector quotes bring a burst of laughter to an otherwise beep-filled world! 🔥😆 These witty lines turn those pesky alarms into hilarious reminders to stay safe and sizzle smart. Whether your smoke detector is a drama queen or a silent guardian, these quotes will have you giggling every time it goes off. Ready to hear some smoke alarm sass? Let’s dive into the fun! 🚨😂🔥

New funny smoke detector quotes 👇

Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Commentary:
Oh, so your smoke detector moonlights as a critic, huh? 🚨👨‍🍳 Must be giving those Gordon Ramsay vibes with all that yelling! 🔥😂 Looks like your cooking really has a flair for the dramatic! 🤣🔥 #KitchenDrama
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Commentary:
"Who needs the gym when you can have a workout just trying to keep the fire alarm from going off? 💪🚨 And hey, if waving a pillow burns calories, then maybe we should start a new fitness trend – Pillow Flailing Workouts! Anyone care to join me? 😂🔥 #FitnessGoals #ChefLife"

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Just shared via X:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Making waves on WeChat:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Going viral on Messenger:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Reported on Instagram:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Just landed via Reddit:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Trending via Discord:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Making waves on Twitch:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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