Funny smoke detector quotes

• I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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  2 months ago

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• Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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  2 months ago

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• I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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  4 months ago

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