Funny smoke detector quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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