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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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