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Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I would like even faster food.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Seen just now on Instagram:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Going bananas on Threads:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Going viral on Instagram:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Trending via Reddit:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

59 shares on Messenger this month:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

73 shares on Threads this month:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

15 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

60 shares on Discord this month:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

81 shares on Discord this month:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Killing me softly with his schlong.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Shared recently on YouTube:

These aliens are taking forever.

Live now on Instagram:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Live now on X:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Shared recently on Discord:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Spotted on Facebook:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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