Funny solutions quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

  Commentary:
  "If your problem can't be fixed by coffee, tequila, or sex, then you might need divine intervention! 🙏☕🍹😏 Just kidding, maybe it's time to call in the professionals…or invest in a solid therapy fund! 😉 #LifeAdvice"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

  Commentary:
  ☕️😅 "Coffee: the temporary pause button for our inevitable journey towards chaos. It might not fix everything, but hey, at least we're not actively making things worse! Keep calm and caffeinate on, my friends! ☕️😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs solutions when you have a solid lineup of excuses ready to go? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe next time we should schedule a brainstorming session for more creative excuses instead! 😂 #ExcuseGuru"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

  Commentary:
  "If life gives you lemons, I'll create a lemonade stand that sells theoretical physics lessons 🍋📚 Who needs solutions when you can have mind-bending puzzles? Let's make chaos fashionable again! 🔥💥 #ProblemSolverExtraordinaire"

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