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Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Freshly posted on Threads:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Going viral on X:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Going viral on Twitch:

Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.

Live now on Discord:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

49 shares on Discord this month:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

No amount of daylight can save us.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

20 shares on X this month:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Spotted on Slack:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Making waves on Slack:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Spotted on Instagram:

How do I un-know people?

Shared recently on Telegram:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Shared recently on Threads:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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