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Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I love men with a provider fetish.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Seen just now on Slack:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Spotted on WeChat:

The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Just shared via Instagram:

My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.

Trending via Pinterest:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

15 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,543

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Making waves on Twitch:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

Seen just now on WeChat:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Freshly posted on Threads:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Live now on Pinterest:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Live now on Snapchat:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Seen just now on TikTok:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Spotted on Discord:

I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

Just landed via Telegram:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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