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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Breaking via Facebook:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Trending via Twitch:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Trending via Facebook:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Spotted on Slack:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Just shared via Messenger:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Just landed via Slack:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Making waves on TikTok:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Shared recently on Slack:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Spotted on WeChat:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Broadcasted on Slack:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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