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Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Salary week, but salary weak.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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Trending via Discord:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Trending via Instagram:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Seen just now on Slack:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Making waves on Reddit:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Just shared via Reddit:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Going viral on X:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Trending via TikTok:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Funny Starbucks quotes

Funny Starbucks quotes are the perfect blend of caffeine and comedy ☕😂 Whether you’re a latte lover or a frappuccino fanatic, these witty lines capture the joy and chaos of your coffee obsession. Get ready to sip, laugh, and maybe even share a cheeky chuckle with your fellow Starbucks enthusiasts. Because sometimes, your daily brew needs a side of humor to keep things brewing just right! 🎉☕✨

New funny Starbucks quotes 👇

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

4 weeks ago

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

4 weeks ago

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

1 month ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

46 shares on Threads this month:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

Just landed via YouTube:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Going viral on Messenger:

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Trending via Discord:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Spotted on Twitch:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

Just landed via Facebook:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Shared recently on Slack:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Live now on LinkedIn:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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