Funny Starbucks quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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  Commentary:
  "With an order like that, your barista must have a PhD in patience! ☕😅 #BaristaChronicles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

  Commentary:
  Oops! Looks like someone took their coffee order a little too seriously! 🚨 Next time, remember it's not a crime to mix up your sizes at Starbucks…unless you really needed that venti caffeine kick! 😂☕️ #CoffeeCrimes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ancient Starbucks ritual of summoning the barista's creativity with a perplexing order 😄🔮 It's like a caffeinated incantation meant to bring forth the ultimate fusion of flavors in a cup! Just remember to add a side of magical sprinkles and a pinch of unicorn dust for good measure! 🦄☕✨

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