Funny swear jar quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's profanity levels are reaching a market high! Time to invest in some self-censorship stocks before your swear jar becomes Wall Street's next big IPO sensation! #ProfanityProfits

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your swear jar is pulling in more cash than a lemonade stand in summer! Keep those coins coming in, and who knows, you might just reach "cuss-word tycoon" status!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine how many meals we could provide just by taxing every tweet that incites chaos! Let's turn keyboard warriors into global warriors! #TwitterTax"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine if every time someone cursed on Twitter, they had to donate to the #HangryWorld fund! We might just solve world hunger faster than you can say $#%&! #DonateYourSwears"

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