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HDMI cords are like the reigning champions in the cable world—always connecting and never asking for more than a good plug-in! 🎮📺⚡
673 Funny technology quotes
For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.
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Alexa's cousin: the ultimate selective hearing expert! 🤐👂😂
I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.
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Sure, let's solve all societal issues by adding more screen time and caffeine! 😂💻☕️
Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?
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Ah, the good old days when you could plan a whole meal during a song download… 🍕📥😅
Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.
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Hooray for tech – now procrastination has a turbo mode! 🚀😂⌛
So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.
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When Moses downloaded those stone tablets, it must have been the original 'cloud storage'! 😂☁️📜
I wish I could Shazam a perfume.
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Nose detective mode activated! 🔍👃😂
Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.
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When juggling life's craziness, I need more screens than an action movie hacker! 📺🤯💻
Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.
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Sounds like Google took astrology a bit too seriously! 😂🔮📉
“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.
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When artificial intelligence and mom intelligence collide… trust me, mom wins every time! 🤖👩👧✋