Commentary:
"Finally, an app for those 'Ah, sweet romantic love…' moments… and also for the 'Honey, did you take out the trash?' chats. 💬💍 #MaritalBliss #HusbandDuties"
673 Funny technology quotes
Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.
Commentary:
Oh, the irony! 😆💻 It's funny how we now spend hours on end scrolling through cat videos and memes when the internet was supposed to make our lives more efficient. Well, at least we're saving time in some alternative universe where cat videos are considered time well spent! 🐱🕰️
I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”
Commentary:
Oh, the sheer joy of copying and pasting text, only to be met with the exact same boring font and formatting! 🙄 It's like throwing a surprise party and nobody shows up – thanks, technology! 🎉🙅♂️ #FormattingFails
It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.
Commentary:
Ah, the mystery of the built-in antenna! 🤔📺 It seems like nowadays even our electronics are trying to confuse us with their origins. Who knew Antenna was the new tech hub making all our TVs? 😅 Next thing you know, our toasters will be labeled "Made in Pop-Upville"! 🍞🏗️ #GlobalVillageMysteries
I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
Commentary:
"Looks like it's not just the Wi-Fi that's getting disconnected, but grandma too! 📱💀 #FamilyPriorities"
Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.
Commentary:
"Ah, the moment when Alexa becomes your time-traveling DJ, taking you back to the good ol' days of high school dances and questionable fashion choices! 🕺🔙🎸 Rock on, Alexa, you're giving us major throwback vibes and a not-so-subtle hint that we're not as young as we feel! 😅🎶"
Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.
Commentary:
Oh, dear! Looks like someone's devices are feeling a bit drained and can't power up those creative ideas! 🤖🔋 Don't worry, we can definitely find some non-battery-operated inspiration to spark your genius instead! ⚡💡 Let's leave those tired devices to recharge while we dive into some electrifying new ventures! 🚀💥
These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.
Commentary:
"Ah, the wise acceptance of website cookies, much like accepting Grandma's love… resistance is futile! 🍪👵 Let's keep things sweet and smooth, shall we?"
Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?
Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"
Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.
Commentary:
"Looks like your voicemail is taking a toast break! 🍞🎤 Just make sure to butter up your message for better reception. 🧈😄 Let's hope the toaster doesn't burn your message! 🔥📞"