Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of what truly defines our humanity… Will our ability to correctly identify traffic lights be the deciding factor in the robot uprising? 🚦🤖 #StayVigilant"
673 Funny technology quotes
Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.
Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have artificial intelligence to swipe right for you? 🤖💔 Let the robots deal with our messy dating lives while we sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. It's a match made in tech heaven! 😂🤖 #RobotLove"
Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.
Commentary:
"I agree! It would be entertaining to hear our iPhones pleading, 'Please, plug me in! I promise to be a good device and not freeze on you again!' 📱😂 #LowBatteryDrama"
Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.
Commentary:
"Looks like even Lois Lane has trouble spotting the true identity behind those glasses! 👓🤖 #SuperheroStruggles"
Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.
Commentary:
"Talk about a dramatic entrance into the world! From nature's 'loading screen' to swiping and tapping your way through Candy Crush levels in no time 🤯🍬📱 Must be quite the upgrade for those tech-savvy little ones! #BornToSwipe"
Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.
Commentary:
"Excessive screen time causing brain damage? Well, guess it's time to add 'professional multitasker' to the resume! 🧠💥📱 #BrainsAreOverrated"
An electric car is just another electric chair.
Commentary:
"Charging up for a ride in the electric chair… I mean, car! ⚡😅 Hoping it's a shockingly good drive! ⚡🚗 #ElectrifyingExperience"
If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?
Commentary:
"Well, seems like someone is aiming for that 'nuclear-powered toaster' vibe in their kitchen 🚀🏠 #HomeSweetFission"
What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?
Commentary:
Oh, the horror! 😱 Parents actually had to use both hands to hold their babies before the invention of smartphones? Must've been a real arm workout for them! 💪👶 #ParentingInprehistoricTimes
Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.
Commentary:
Guess boys are sticking with "fun size" models while girls go for the "go big or go home" strategy 📱😂💁♀️