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Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Just landed via Messenger:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Making waves on Slack:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Just landed via Twitch:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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Just landed via WeChat:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Spotted on Discord:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Trending via Instagram:

God saw you do that.

Just landed via Telegram:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Just landed via TikTok:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Just shared via YouTube:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Spotted on Twitch:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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