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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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My favorite color is money.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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