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Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,423

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Going viral on Facebook:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Going viral on Telegram:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Trending via WeChat:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Breaking via YouTube:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Just shared via Discord:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

Breaking via TikTok:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

Spotted on Snapchat:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Breaking via WeChat:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

45 shares on X this month:

Twitter is an abusement park.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

This meeting could have been a cake.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

47 shares on Slack this month:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

85 shares on Telegram this month:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,522

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Trending via Instagram:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Just landed via Slack:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Just landed via Snapchat:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Going viral on Discord:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Live now on Twitch:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Going viral on Slack:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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