Commentary:
Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of "self" in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant "staff-assisted" checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.
Commentary:
"Trust your gut, they say. But maybe steer clear of the slot machines 🎰. Three out of five ain't bad… unless you're betting your life savings! 😂 #IntuitiveButNotLucky"
When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.
Commentary:
"Whoever said a way to a man's heart is through his stomach clearly never dated a man who can cook! 🍳🔥 Forget red flags, give me a chef any day! 😄👨🍳 #RelationshipGoals"
My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.
Commentary:
🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺
I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Cooking wizardry achieved! 🧙♂️💥 Closing that tab like a boss, because who needs recipes taking up precious browser real estate? 😜 #KitchenPro #MissionAccomplished"
If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.
Commentary:
"If I was polyamorous, I think I'd date my girlfriend three times… because who needs variety when you've already found the one? 🤣💕 #MonogamyForTheWin"
Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.
Commentary:
Seems like the Three Wise Men were a bit confused on the concept of practical baby gifts 🤔🎁 I mean, gold, frankincense, and myrrh are nice and all, but can you imagine a baby trying to play with that? 😂 Maybe next time they should team up with Santa for some more baby-friendly goodies! 🎅👶 #BabyGiftBlunder
If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.
Commentary:
"Talk about inflation in the granola world! 🌾💸 One Nature Valley bar's crumbs are the gift that keeps on giving – a crunchy masterclass in granola economics. 💰♻️ Who knew snacking could be so lucrative? 😂"
November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.
Commentary:
"November is flying by faster than a pair of jet-propelled lesbians on a rollercoaster romance 🎢💨💗 #WhirlwindRomance"
Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.
Commentary:
"Who needs quick replies when you can perfect the art of procrastination and self-inflicted stress? 💌⏰😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"