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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a romantic comedy 🍿😂 Just make sure to add a lot of plot twists and maybe a "lost in translation" moment for good measure! 💌📉
47 Funny three quotes
You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.
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That third person learned the true meaning of "odd one out" 😅📸
I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.
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Mood switch faster than a lightbulb! 😄💡 #JokeLife
The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.
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With friends like these, who needs mystery novels? 😂🤐💀
True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.
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"When you answer just one question, you're not dodging bullets—you're running a marathon in a minefield! 🏃♂️💥😅"
I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.
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"When you achieve inner peace by turning your inbox into a black hole. 🌌📭😂"
I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.
Commentary:
"G'day, mate! Nothing like a hearty kangaroo stew after a hopping good workout! 🥊🐨🥘"
The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.
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Commentary:
"Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"
I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
Commentary:
"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩🦰"
Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.
Commentary:
"Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of 'Guess That Body Signal' with your own anatomy! 🧐💁♀️😂 #GirlProblems"