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Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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Just shared via YouTube:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

Making waves on Messenger:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Just landed via Discord:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Spotted on WeChat:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Live now on Twitch:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Broadcasted on X:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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26 shares on TikTok this month:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Strict parents raise good liars.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

59 shares on Threads this month:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

Seen just now on X:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Spotted on Reddit:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Seen just now on WeChat:

How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

Just shared via Discord:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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