Funny trampoline quotes

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma of parenthood: will your kids see you as a helpless patient in need of medical attention, or as a convenient landing pad for some impromptu trampoline tricks? It's a toss-up, really. Just remember to always keep a close eye on your offspring, especially if you happen to take an unexpected nap on the living room floor!

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

  Commentary:
  Oh boy, sounds like your buddy found the ultimate way to escape adulting! 🤸‍♂️💫 Remember, trampolines might just be the portal to Narnia… or maybe just the neighbor's yard! 😂🪀 Just bounce responsibly, folks! #TrampolineAdventures

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to organize my thoughts is like trying to tidy up after a tornado in a thrift shop 🌪️🧹! My mind is a chaotic circus of random ideas bouncing around like excited puppies on a trampoline 🐶🦘. Who knew the junk drawer could be this lively and unpredictable? 🤪♻️"

For even more funny trampoline quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny trampoline quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌