Funny trampoline quotes

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago