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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Dec 31, 2025

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Making waves on Reddit:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Going viral on YouTube:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Just landed via WeChat:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Just shared via Discord:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Spreading quickly via X:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Funny trivia quotes

Funny trivia quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 and clever wit 💡 to your day! Perfect for sparking fun conversations 🎉 or lightening up any trivia night 🧠, these gems combine humor and facts in the coolest way. Ready to impress your friends with a smile and some surprising tidbits? Let’s dive into the world where knowledge meets comedy 🎭 and every fact feels like a punchline!

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Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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2 months ago

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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2 months ago

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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4 months ago

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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5 months ago

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32 shares on Threads this month:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

80 shares on Threads this month:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

88 shares on Messenger this month:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

47 shares on Discord this month:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Instagram:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Trending via Instagram:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Making waves on YouTube:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Just shared via YouTube:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Making waves on Snapchat:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

Trending via Twitch:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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