Funny turtles quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the turtles weren't fans of a 'shellac' treatment! Maybe stick to your day job next time! #TurtleWaxingFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've found the eco-friendly solution to saving our oceans! Who knew turtles could have a plastic makeover? Let's just hope they don't mistake a plastic straw for a snack! #RecycleAndRoll"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

  Commentary:
  Oh, you know the guy was on a whole new level of pizza-loving inspiration when he invented those heroes in a half shell! Probably had a vision of radioactive ooze and martial arts skills mixed with a side of extreme caffeine boost! Just another day in the wild world of creativity, right?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless wisdom of the Ninja Turtles and Garfield Who needs zoology when pop culture teaches us everything we need to know about animals and their favorite foods? Maybe next we'll discover that unicorns have a sweet tooth for cotton candy "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

  Commentary:
  "Renaissance art lovers be like: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo… Was Splinter their art instructor?! #TeenageMutantArtists"

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