Funny quotes turtles

Funny turtles quotes

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

3 months ago

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

3 months ago

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

3 months ago

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

3 months ago

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

3 months ago