Funny turtles quotes

Funny turtles quotes πŸ’πŸ’¬ bring a splash of humor to your day with slow-paced wit and shell-tastic charm! Whether you’re a turtle lover or just need a quirky pick-me-up, these playful sayings will have you smiling faster than a turtle crossing the road (well, almost!). Get ready to slow down, laugh out loud, and embrace the quirky wisdom of our shelled friends! πŸ˜‚πŸŒŸπŸ’

Funny turtles quotes - How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Commentary:
Oh, you know the guy was on a whole new level of pizza-loving inspiration when he invented those heroes in a half shell! πŸ•πŸ’ Probably had a vision of radioactive ooze and martial arts skills mixed with a side of extreme caffeine boost! 🐒πŸ’₯ Just another day in the wild world of creativity, right? 🎨

Funny turtles quotes - My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless wisdom of the Ninja Turtles and Garfield πŸ’πŸ•πŸ±πŸ Who needs zoology when pop culture teaches us everything we need to know about animals and their favorite foods? Maybe next we'll discover that unicorns have a sweet tooth for cotton candy πŸ˜‰πŸ¦„"