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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Going viral on Slack:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Going viral on WeChat:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Trending via Slack:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Trending via Twitch:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Trending via Slack:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Going viral on X:

That fight could’ve been an email.

Making waves on X:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Reported on Facebook:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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