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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Freshly posted on Slack:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Trending via Pinterest:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Spotted on Reddit:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Going viral on Slack:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Going viral on X:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Spreading quickly via X:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I was dropped as an adult.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Making waves on Discord:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Just landed via YouTube:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Just landed via Threads:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Trending via Discord:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Just shared via TikTok:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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This whole week could have been an email.

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