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Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Being strange is exhausting.

Breaking via TikTok:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Live now on Instagram:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Going viral on Discord:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Spotted on Twitch:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Trending via Slack:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Spotted on Pinterest:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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54 shares on Discord this month:

My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.

13 shares on Discord this month:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

68 shares on X this month:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

13 shares on X this month:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

29 shares on Discord this month:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Back to the Future and chill?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Trending via X:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

Going viral on TikTok:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Broadcasted on X:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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