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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

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15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,448

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Making waves on Instagram:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Just shared via Messenger:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Breaking via Discord:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Shared recently on X:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Trending via X:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Making waves on Reddit:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Making waves on Reddit:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

83 shares on Discord this month:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

78 shares on X this month:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

100 shares on Slack this month:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

23 folks are currently checking 👀

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,294

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Trending via Instagram:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Shared recently on Slack:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Spotted on TikTok:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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