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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Trending via Threads:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Spotted on Telegram:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Trending via WeChat:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is β€˜migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Just shared via Threads:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Spotted on WeChat:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Spotted on Slack:

Is this art or trash?

Going viral on YouTube:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Making waves on X:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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