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Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Shared recently on Messenger:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Spotted on Facebook:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Shared recently on TikTok:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Spotted on X:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Just landed via Messenger:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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5 days ago
Share →: People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Commentary:
Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦
2 weeks ago
Share →: Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Commentary:
"When your Wi-Fi and your life both decide to take a break at the same time 😂📶😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Commentary:
"Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wobbly chair and I should form a support group for the unstable! 🪑😜 Who knew furniture could relate to our struggles too? Stay strong, wobbly chair, we're in this wobble together! 💪😆"
6 months ago
Share →: My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's life is as stable as a wobbly Ikea bed frame! 😂 Maybe it's time for an upgrade to a more sturdy piece of furniture… and perhaps some self-reflection too! 🛏️💭"

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Spotted on YouTube:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Trending via Instagram:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Just shared via Twitch:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Just landed via Slack:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Just landed via Messenger:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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