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Funny valley quotes are the perfect way to brighten your day with a dash of nature-inspired humor 🌄😂 Whether you’re hiking, chilling by a creek, or just daydreaming about scenic views, these witty lines bring smiles as wide as the valleys themselves 😄🌿 Get ready to laugh out loud and share some good vibes that capture the quirky charm of valley life! 🌞🌻

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

All funny valley quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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