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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Work is the worst video game ever.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Saying β€œshut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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