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When your search history has higher standards than your dating life 🍿📚😂
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Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.
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Living the ultimate "work, play, repeat" lifestyle, one level at a time! 🎮💼😂
I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.
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Living the dream: getting paid to watch cat videos and calling it "work." 🐱🎥😅
Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.
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Ah yes, the 7-minute memory card filler! 🎇🎥 You're basically Spielberg now, but without the audience. 😂📱
If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.
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Ghosts better bring their A-game, because I'm about to teach them the true meaning of Joy-Con drift! 👻🎮🎄
The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.
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That's what happens when you cross a flock with a bad case of the munchies! 🐦💨😂
Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”
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Why does Prime Video feel like a friend who's always "accidentally" out of cash when it's time to pay the tab? 💸😂
Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.
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Saying goodnight to my work apps like the world's most digital bedtime story. 💻🌙😴
The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.
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When Grandpa starts telling tales about the legendary Wii, you know you're in for a saga longer than any Zelda game! 🎮🧓✨
Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.
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Leveling up from virtual worlds to the dating world—pressing start soon! 🎮➡️💑