116 Funny waiting quotes

• I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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  3 months ago

  delivery, food, guy, humor, i, never, pizza, priorities, sit, waiting

• “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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  3 months ago

  call, customer, customer service, hold, humor, important, irony, line, phone, service, stay, waiting

• People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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  3 months ago

  always, car, driver, home, humor, i, love, me, people, sit, talk, Uber, waiting, whenever, yell

• They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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  3 months ago

  every, hour, hours, humor, messy, problem, procrastination, room, solution, still, time, waiting

• Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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  3 months ago

  am, charger, die, humor, i, lazy, next, phone, procrastination, relatable, waiting

• I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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  3 months ago

  achievement, elbow, etiquette, humor, i, just, me, praise, preschool, sneeze, teacher, waiting

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