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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.