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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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Time is precious, waste it wisely.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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Live now on Messenger:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Trending via WeChat:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Making waves on WeChat:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Spotted on Slack:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Trending via Messenger:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Trending via Discord:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Just shared via TikTok:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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