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Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’m sick of living through history!

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Just shared via Messenger:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Breaking via Telegram:

I am cassette tape years old.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Going bananas on X:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Spotted on Slack:

I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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94 shares on Slack this month:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

54 shares on Threads this month:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

14 shares on Threads this month:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Making waves on Reddit:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Breaking via Reddit:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Live now on Discord:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Going viral on Facebook:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Trending via Snapchat:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Going viral on YouTube:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Just shared via Messenger:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Seen just now on Reddit:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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