Funny work week quotes

• 

  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

  Commentary:
  "Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. #DramaQueenAlert"

• 

  2 months ago

  Share →: All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turn—should’ve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. Maybe next time we’ll discover a planet where Mondays are optional!

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

  Commentary:
  "Who decided to play this cruel trick on us?! It's like giving us a taste of holiday freedom and then yanking it away like a bad Christmas cracker joke! #NotFair #BackToReality"

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

  Commentary:
  "Does anyone else feel personally victimized by Monday's relentless return? Let's petition to replace it with a second Sunday, who's with me? #MondaySlander"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

  Commentary:
  "Quick, freeze! Let's camouflage ourselves into the weekend and avoid Monday's radar! Who knew invisibility was just mastering the art of sitting still? #MondaySurvivalTactics"

For even more funny work week quotes, check out the next page, if available

All funny work week quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes