121 funny wrong quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

May 20, 2026

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

May 20, 2026

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

May 19, 2026

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

May 19, 2026

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

May 19, 2026

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

May 19, 2026

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

May 19, 2026

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

May 19, 2026

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

May 19, 2026

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

May 19, 2026

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

May 18, 2026

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

May 18, 2026

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

May 18, 2026

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

May 18, 2026

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

May 18, 2026

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

May 18, 2026

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

Apr 1, 2026

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

Apr 1, 2026

time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

Apr 1, 2026

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

Apr 1, 2026

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

Apr 1, 2026

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Apr 1, 2026

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

Apr 1, 2026

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

Apr 1, 2026

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Apr 1, 2026

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Mar 31, 2026

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Mar 31, 2026

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Mar 31, 2026

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Mar 31, 2026

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Mar 31, 2026

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Mar 31, 2026

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Mar 31, 2026

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Mar 30, 2026

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Mar 30, 2026

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Mar 30, 2026

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Mar 30, 2026

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Mar 30, 2026

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Mar 30, 2026

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Mar 30, 2026